Hurray

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Alcoholism is the ideal preventative medicine for the common cold.

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A bottle of apple a day keeps the doctors away, huh?

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Originally Posted by missie

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Do you smoke, Dan? :huh:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :ermm:
sorry, i had a small fit of the giggles there.

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Not talking about smoke, guys, I meant cigarettes. :rolleyes:

Bah, u UKians are behind.
Everyone here had a cold 2 weeks ago...everyone! :snooty:

I'm alot healthier since I had my nose taken out and replaced with a top-quality industrial filtration system :snooty:

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Originally Posted by missie

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Do you smoke, Dan? :huh:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :ermm:
sorry, i had a small fit of the giggles there.

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Me too :lol:

Yeah I do smoke J2 :ph34r:

I reckon its revenge for me not getting one last year, thats why its come so early.

My nose is fine today but my chest is ruined and my head, back & nuts ache like a bastard too :dry:

I was asleep by 10.30 last night afer I watched The Business (quality film :01: ) and think I will prolly do the same tonight, after watching a different film of course.

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Originally Posted by DanB

nuts ache like a bastard too :dry:

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Until now I hadn't realised how fierce the English strain of the flu was. :pinch:

No cold yet, but my right shoulder and neck are quite stiff and painful. I'm creaking like an octogenarian when the weather changes. :cry:

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Originally Posted by DanB

My nose is fine today but my chest is ruined and my head, back & nuts ache like a bastard too :dry:

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Try a shot










.....of penicillin. :unsure:

I've got 2 cold medicinal cans of Grolsch instead Busy, they're on special for 79p in the shop at the end of the road :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

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Originally Posted by DanB

nuts ache like a bastard too :dry:

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Until now I hadn't realised how fierce the English strain of the flu was. :pinch:

No cold yet, but my right shoulder and neck are quite stiff and painful. I'm creaking like an octogenarian when the weather changes. :cry:

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Yeah it runs up to you,kicks you in the nuts,then when you bend over in agony it shoots up your nose and infects you. :sick:

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Originally Posted by DanB

Me too :lol:

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I'm getting green laters, no rockies tonight. :w00t: :happy:


You know the only way to get rid of manflu is by eating curry in the bath, while humming the tune to Benny Hill over n over.
though a good hot Brandy works too.