PM Experiment

I hadn't seen this thread before I replied.

My cyber plans get foiled AGAIN!

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

That's fowl.

Blyth:P

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Terrible attempted punnage, lyke.

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Ok, Pea Cock.

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Your coat....

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Originally Posted by namker

Your coat....

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Apologies. Anyone got an iron I could borrow. Can only find one of those weird trouser presses and I'm not wearing trousers to a formal do.:huh:

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Apologies. Anyone got an iron I could borrow. Can only find one of those weird trouser presses and I'm not wearing trousers to a formal do.:huh:

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If anyone comments that your clothes are in less than pristine condition - retort by telling them that it's because you're not wearing any underwear.

They won't know what you mean but their attention will be permanently deflected from your creased attire.

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Originally Posted by manker

If anyone comments that your clothes are in less than pristine condition - retort by telling them that it's because you're not wearing any underwear.

They won't know what you mean but their attention will be permanently deflected from your creased attire.

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Its a good plan but I've a feeling if I do, I'll be followed around all night by greasy old hacks with whisky-breath. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

Its a good plan but I've a feeling if I do, I'll be followed around all night by greasy old hacks with whisky-breath. :lol:

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... who will buy your drinks all night :01:

My devilish plan cannot fail!

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Originally Posted by manker

... who will buy your drinks all night :01:

My devilish plan cannot fail!

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Ok, but if I end up pulling some tweedy old codger I'm holding you responsible.

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Originally Posted by Mr Mulder

you want some cawk? :naughty:

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ooh-er

i don't offer to just anyone you know :naughty: