Pissing...

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I sit down when I've got a hard-on and I need to piss, otherwise the jet stream is totally uncontrollable. :dabs:

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That's just too weird to be a rod, maybe your cawk and arse are the wrong way around :unsure:

I sit down to pee when pissed

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Originally Posted by They're

I sit down to pee when pissed

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You don't even bother to get off your bar-stool do you? :ermm:

The advantage us fellers have over women is we can just whip it out and pee where ever we feel like it.
Mind they do take a dim view of this in Tesco's;)

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Sometimes I sit down. It makes me feel nawty! :blushing:

Peace bd

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A lazy wee. Nothing better when you've been on the lash and you can't aim straight. Though do be carful to ensure you are sitting on a toilet and not a sink, expensive computer or elderly relative.

aah good, you've took manker's cawk out yer mouth long enough to post

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

aah good, you've took manker's cawk out yer mouth long enough to post

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Are you suggesting I type my posts out with manker's cawk?:pinch:

no, just that you're a fag:snooty:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

no, just that you're a fag:snooty:

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bitch

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Originally Posted by Sara

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

no, just that you're a fag:snooty:

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bitch

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yes, better term there, thanks:D