I have a cunning plan master

Bit difficult 'cause thems usually dead when I gets 'em from Tesco's,I could always have sex with them to tenderize 'em loike.
Ready stuffed turkeys for sale,more luvely lukre

if you do have the sex with said turkeys, take photies and show them to us all :ermm:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...y_stuffing.jpg

Loike so

:lol:

this thread is canibalistically racist

http://www.viva-turkey.ru/images/turkey-map.jpg

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

if you do have the sex with said turkeys

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turkeys don't have sex, they only gooble. :pinch:



remind me to delete that later.

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

if you do have the sex with said turkeys

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turkeys don't have sex, they only gooble. :pinch:



remind me to delete that later.

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They what?

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

if you do have the sex with said turkeys

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turkeys don't have sex, they only gooble. :pinch:



remind me to do that later.

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:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

gobble,do they spit or swallow

:fist: gawd damn those quote tags.



and just so you all know, i've never plucked a turkey in my life. :pinch:

http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2005-11/149...r_froglegs.jpg