:lol: Yes, WeeMouse, it very well could, given the staggering number of carnivorous donkeys roaming around the desert these days ! :D :D But the donkeys haven't found this guy yet ! ;)
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:lol: Yes, WeeMouse, it very well could, given the staggering number of carnivorous donkeys roaming around the desert these days ! :D :D But the donkeys haven't found this guy yet ! ;)
a guy was walking in the desert, took off his clothes, put a straw in the hand of a dead man, then lay on the ground and died!!!
@weemouse: you're good a these!!
:huh: Ummm....no. :D
I've posted this in your other thread Riddler. A very basic one, so I'm sure you can answer in moments.
Two mexicans standing on a street corner. One is tall the other short. The short one is the tall ones son, however the tall one is not the small ones father. Discuss.
the tall one is the mother!
lol WHY did i not see that??? :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by pyromonkey@22 April 2003 - 14:57
the tall one is the mother!
I was just going to say that !! :P
YesQuote:
Originally posted by pyromonkey@22 April 2003 - 23:57
the tall one is the mother!
i got one:
a man walks into the bar, he walks up to the bartender and asks for a glass of water, then the bartender pulls out a gun and yells BANG. The man says "thank you" and walks out the the bar. Explain what happend.
It's the second world war and a bomber is flying over Berlin.
Everything is functioning properly, it has a full load.
The pilot presses the correct button to release the bombs, but nothing happens.
Discuss.