Re: Do you poop regularly?
*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
Re: Do you poop regularly?
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Originally Posted by Busy
I remember Eddie Murphy mimicking Richard Pryor saying..
"You ever take a shit and push really, really hard and that little pebble shit come out?"
"After you shit you flush the tolet and that one turd comes back. What does it want?"
That's either in Raw or Delirious. I watched both when I was in school.
He was doing a parody of an act he used to perform for friends and relatives when he was 10 or 11 and didn't have/know anything else to try to be funny about. 'Funny' things that happened while taking a shit was the only observational comedy that would work for him back then.
The audience seemed to find it hilarious.
I was like :mellow:
Re: Do you poop regularly?
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Originally Posted by Seedler
*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm about to shit myself!!:lol:
That last one is called a "shart".:mellow:
Re: Do you poop regularly?
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Originally Posted by manker
Quote:
Originally Posted by Busy
I remember Eddie Murphy mimicking Richard Pryor saying..
"You ever take a shit and push really, really hard and that little pebble shit come out?"
"After you shit you flush the tolet and that one turd comes back. What does it want?"
That's either in
Raw or
Delirious. I watched both when I was in school.
He was doing a parody of an act he used to perform for friends and relatives when he was 10 or 11 and didn't have/know anything else to try to be funny about. 'Funny' things that happened while taking a shit was the only observational comedy that would work for him back then.
The audience seemed to find it hilarious.
I was like :mellow:
Of course, it's not really brat humor. :dabs:
It's crass American humor. It's nawt pruppa loike.:schnauz:
The major funny was actually how good he imitated Richard Pryor.;) Had him down to a tee.....then on top of that he talked about types of shitting which everyone went..."Oh yeah!!"
My mother didn't though. All she could say was, "Oh Lord (sighhh)".
It was Raw, btw.
My mother was actually at Delirious. It was filmed at Constitution Hall in D.C.
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Welsh schoolboy humour is more sophisticated than American humour.
Nice to know :dabs:
Re: Do you poop regularly?
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Originally Posted by manker
Welsh schoolboy humour is more sophisticated than American humour.
Nice to know :dabs:
When did sophistication enter into whether something is found funny?:huh:
You may have said it best already...Welsh vs. American (black American at that)....no surprises really.:ermm:
That average young black American didn't find Monty Python funny...yet curiously I liked Benny Hill.
It was probably that look he gave the camera when a titty girl walked in. :lookaroun ......and the titty girl.:lookaroun
Re: Do you poop regularly?
Re: Do you poop regularly?
If I have school or are going out somewhere else, I always try to go before leaving because I hateeee public bathrooms, especially the school ones. :sick:
Re: Do you poop regularly?
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Originally Posted by rossco
If I have school or are going out somewhere else, I always try to go before leaving because I hateeee public bathrooms, especially the school ones. :sick:
Yeah the only public restrooms I'll go in aren't really public (the telephone company CO). Furthermore, even though the building is huge, there aren't that many employees in there to "funk" it up.
There are bathrooms that almost NEVER get used by other employees and that's the way I like it.
I'll never use a real public restroom for dumping. I'll make sure I go before or after I get home.
The worst is when I go to Bengies Drive-In in Baltimore.:sick:
How the fuck do people miss the toilet when shitting?:angry:
Re: Do you poop regularly?
:lol:
its quite impossible :ermm:
