tips for dating girls

so i guess i should pretend something i'm not

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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate

Women like barstards, complete barstards. I'm a complete barstard.

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leaves none for us complete tossers :no:

i was thinkin like being a villian do women like villians

I like gillians.

'cept the french ones.

this kind of remebers me the first movie of american pie
"suck me beautiful" lol

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Originally Posted by SnnY

I like gillians.

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http://www.sirena.lf.lv/ero/1/gillia...anderson01.jpg

:w00t:

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Originally Posted by WOX

this kind of remebers me the first movie of american pie
"suck me beautiful" lol

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you silver tongued fox :lookaroun

true story, my mate al didnt have a condom when he was gonna shag some dirty. she was like "well we cant shag" his reply was "but you can still put your lips round it"

and then what happened? :bawa:

Just sit in the corner licking your eyebrows...works for me :)
or dress up as a girl and pull a lesbian...also works for me :lol: