maybe time to stop the practising and get yourself laid?Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
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maybe time to stop the practising and get yourself laid?Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Everyone knows that you get really good in bed by watching loads of porn.
last time i fuckoed this girl in the face and told her to suck my cawk, then i told her i was gonna pound her ass. then she slapped me.
You were just unlucky. Most hawt chicks love that kind of thing :ermm:
She obviously hasn't seen much porn, and is therefore rubbish in bed. I bet she was surprised when at the moment of climax you whipped your old man out and squirted her in the face with it, too. :dabs:
she was even more suprised when i suggested a cream pie. she baked me a fucking cake.
she was even more suprised when i suggested a cream pie. she baked me a fucking cake.
<3 double postage
Asking for a pearl necklace for her birthday present was probably a mistake too. :no:
i remember when she was looking through a holiday brochure and said she'd like to try water sports. so i pished on her face.