What brand of toilet paper do you use?

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04-10-2006, 11:37 AM
Seedler

Re: What brand of toilet paper do you use?

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

You cheap bar steward.
I bet you're the kind of bloke who has his ~~slaves~~ employees use the same teabag twice.

When they're lucky enough to get teabags, not just hot water, that is.

If there is one thing I don't skimp on, it's tea and coffee :smilie4:

Glengettie, ftw :smilie4:

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As an aside, a few years ago I bought a pack of 48 toilet rolls that had 'Environmentally friendly - 75% recycled paper' stamped on the side of the pack.

One of the girls went; "That's disgusting, I'm not using that!"

When I enquired as to why, she informed me that she was bringing in her own because there was no way she was using toilet paper that someone else had wiped their arse with.

:dabs:

:glag: rofl.

Wow. I feel sorry for gals that are that slow.

Well, recycled toilet paper, I wonder what that feels like.
04-10-2006, 11:38 AM
Barbarossa

Re: What brand of toilet paper do you use?

Feels a bit shitty :pinch:
04-10-2006, 11:57 AM
manker

Re: What brand of toilet paper do you use?

She doesn't work here anymore. She was far more suited to employment that didn't require any thinkage whatsoever.

Photocopying letters and filing papers in alphabetical order was a little too taxing for her. True story.
04-10-2006, 02:02 PM
tesco

Re: What brand of toilet paper do you use?

No Name stuff that my dad buys, once he actually bought one-ply. :sick: Dunno what he was thinking (the price I guess).
04-10-2006, 03:02 PM
muchspl3

Re: What brand of toilet paper do you use?

the white kind
04-10-2006, 03:05 PM
Gripper

Re: What brand of toilet paper do you use?

The Sun,Mirror and I love the free papers that come through the door,don't like the inserts 'cause that shiny stuff's a bitch to flush.
04-10-2006, 05:16 PM
DorisInsinuate

Re: What brand of toilet paper do you use?

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Originally Posted by Gripper

The Sun,Mirror and I love the free papers that come through the door,don't like the inserts 'cause that shiny stuff's a bitch to flush.

Reading The Sun and/or The Mirror will give you AiDs, can't bare to think what rubbing it on your arse would do.
04-10-2006, 05:20 PM
manker

Re: What brand of toilet paper do you use?

:glag: at Darthy's new and improved sig.
04-10-2006, 05:27 PM
DorisInsinuate

Re: What brand of toilet paper do you use?

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Originally Posted by manker

:glag: at Darthy's new and improved sig.

I just glagged myself at the thought of a lolboy masturbating over it. Then I got an erection. Lol.
04-10-2006, 05:33 PM
manker

Re: What brand of toilet paper do you use?

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Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate

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Originally Posted by manker

:glag: at Darthy's new and improved sig.

I just glagged myself at the thought of a lolboy masturbating over it. Then I got an erection. Lol.

I physically restrained myself from a lol when I read the first sentence, then I read the second and snotted over my hand.

True story.

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