Re: How many 5 year-olds could you take out?
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Originally Posted by DanB
Does beating a five year old up make you feel hard?
No, I don't jack off to 5 yr olds if that's what you mean:P
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Originally Posted by Cheese
I think you're being a tad optimistic with 40. I'd say about 10 would be a struggle.
It would be quite funny to watch some Canadian get beaten up by a bunch of 5 year-old fatties though.
Nah, I'll like pick up one of the kid and start swinging him around. I'll use him as a weapon, so I stand with 40.
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Originally Posted by DanB
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The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
Is being a healthy American a discernable abnormality then?
I guess so, seeing that over like 2/3 of Americans are overweight, and 1/3 are like obese.
But no, when I said Americans I meant well-nourished, but not fat. None of those skinny African fuckers.
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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
Zero. It's sick and cruel.
Ah your view hasn't changed from 1/2 a year ago. You said almost the same thing::no2:
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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
You're asking me to knock-out, unconscious, 5 year old boys and girls with the possibility of permanent injury or even death.
I want no part in that.
Sicko!
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Originally Posted by manker
I half-watched a Jackie Chan film on BBC1 last night, so I'm feeling kinda tough.
Put me down for 45 :smilie4:
45? What are you gonna do? Spam them to death?:lol:
Re: How many 5 year-olds could you take out?
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Originally Posted by Seedler
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Originally Posted by manker
I half-watched a Jackie Chan film on BBC1 last night, so I'm feeling kinda tough.
Put me down for 45 :smilie4:
45? What are you gonna do? Spam them to death?:lol:
No.
I'm going to use a roundhouse kick as a means of offence and a dragon-punch for close quarter combat.
If I'm in danger of getting overwhelmed at any point, I'll run up a wall and use my momentum to back-flip onto the menagerie of toddlers while spinning my torso to deliver a multiple hammer-like blows to the back of their little necks.
That ought to sort 'em :smilie4:
Re: How many 5 year-olds could you take out?
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Seedler
45? What are you gonna do? Spam them to death?:lol:
No.
I'm going to use a roundhouse kick as a means of offence and a dragon-punch for close quarter combat.
If I'm in danger of getting overwhelmed at any point, I'll run up a wall and use my momentum to back-flip onto the menagerie of toddlers while spinning my torso to deliver a multiple hammer-like blows to the back of their little necks.
That ought to sort 'em :smilie4:
:no2: Too much Jackie Chen...
Re: How many 5 year-olds could you take out?
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Originally Posted by Seedler
No, I don't jack off to 5 yr olds if that's what you mean:P
No what I meant was does it make you feel big and tough :huh:
Re: How many 5 year-olds could you take out?
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Originally Posted by DanB
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Originally Posted by Seedler
No, I don't jack off to 5 yr olds if that's what you mean:P
No what I meant was does it make you feel big and tough :huh:
I think Seedler is deeply disturbed........
Re: How many 5 year-olds could you take out?
I watched a five year old take out his dad on the beach yesterday. :D One good headbutt to the bollocks as said dad tried to part him from a beachball that wasn't his saw dad reduced if not to unconscious then a state near to it. Or possibly just a wish to be unconscious. :sick:
So... put that one at the front of the queue with enough motive and I'm guessing you'd all be curled up in the fetal position begging for mercy within seconds... :ph34r:
Re: How many 5 year-olds could you take out?
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Originally Posted by fkdup74
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Originally Posted by DanB
No what I meant was does it make you feel big and tough :huh:
I think Seedler is deeply disturbed........
...that was a joke. That's why I finished the sentence with a :lol: smilie and not a :naughty: smilie.
