Did you get any...

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Originally Posted by StephG

You got sent a big rabbit from a large faceless hotel chain and you dont know why. Thats bizarre, you should name the rabbit Harvey.

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My workplace puts a lot of business their way. I can only assume it's to do with that, not because I frequent the Novotel a lot. I can't recall ever stepping foot through the doors at all.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

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Originally Posted by manker

Because I want to eat them :dabs:

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You don't eat them, cawkfan. You leave them in the shiny foil, untouched and perfect so your loved ones, who have greedily scoffed their own confectionary, covet them intensely. It will make them unhappy for ages. :evil:

Aiming for an inverse ratio here. Seems the most achievable option.

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I used to do a similar thing with my xmas pressies. My method was to open them very slowly, the goal being to make my sister think that I got more than her.

Tears were a bonus :lookaroun

My girlfriend didn't get me any Easter eggs. :(

When I asked for a bit of hers she kicked me. In the face. With her foot.

Did you get her an egg.

the easter bunny came into burger king :dabs:

What did it have to eat, some sort of veggieburger.

it gave us all eggs :ermm:

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

it gave us all eggs :ermm:

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It gave you what? Oh eggs, I thought you said something else there. My bad.

Nope. The Easter bunny was on strike or something.

I've done bloody well this year. :happy:

So far; 4 eggs, one plant, £30, new mug, 4 shot glasses, a watch, 2 bags of food stuffs, a passport cover and 4 Stella. :01: