Just got a parcel off manker (again)

I need a paperclip.

Can never find one.

Need one to eject my external DVD drive on my lappy.

"lappy" :lol:

Canadians are sweet.

Not that I've ever licked a Canadian.

I would if it was the right Canadian though.

My laptop is referred to as "lappy". :snooty:

Cawk.

"Pish and twaddle"

I'll take it all if you pay shipping and also add in a 20kg brick. I lost my other paperweight.

:shuriken:

manker is a kind person.

He faxed me some blank paper when I ran out.