Mom remember to put the keys under the carpet

mom, you boyfriend who smells wierd is hammering his head against the door, screaming at us to let him in, what should we do?

Take the shotgun from under the bed and tell the fuckhead to take a walk or you'll ice him

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Originally Posted by Gripper

Take the shotgun from under the bed and tell the fuckhead to take a walk or you'll ice him

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You watch too much merkin telly :no:

Mom, when are you coming home?
im scared now, he just threw a beer can through the window
when are you coming home?

call the cops

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Originally Posted by Gripper

call the cops

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Shaun ryder :dabs:

Bank Happy Mondays??

Dude...wtf?

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Originally Posted by manker

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your are

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That's even worse than using 'your' if you mean 'you're' :no:

Sorry for the nazism, but it's the only way I can learn some folk.

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:lol: :lol:

Mom, nine months have passed and you still haven't returned. Your boyfriend got arrested after lil sue made the phone call. They took the house and now they are taking us somewhere.
They are alot cleaner than your boyfriend.