quiet, you booze soaked scotch cunt:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fromagepas
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quiet, you booze soaked scotch cunt:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fromagepas
You will never even come close to Jocko McBannockburn.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Really, even if you wear a condiment.
:lol:
Lets hope if the police do come to interview me that my missus doesn't tell them I spent until 4pm in bed today because I'm a lazy cunt...
They'll assume your guilty anyway, because you're a work-shy, tax-dodging wastrel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
You really shouldn't have put that on your C.V.
What's a spar?
Its the boom on a ships mast where you can buy groceries and shoplift easily due to the apathetic students working there
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Originally Posted by Cheese
I told them you came home very late last night with cuts all over your hands and were mumbling something about "serving the evil bitches right...sweep the glass up" in your sleep.
There was an incident on the road where my old Spar is yesterday. Apparently someone threw a knife from an adjacent higher-up street and it smashed through a car window and embedded itself in the glove-box.
Looks like I quit that job just in time. :ermm:
TCE worked out that you're not local and are on your tail :smilie4: