his celebration is fantastic FYIQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
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his celebration is fantastic FYIQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
No you're not. He really is totally crap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
But he does have the pix of Sven and the goat, so he gets to play. A bit like Owqen Hargreaves, but worse.
If he was so good, he wouldn't have been passed round all those clubs.
He'd be quite good at hanging your washing line from though.
So scoring goals, you chaps aren't interested in that. Looking good, that's more important.
rofl Jamaica Soccer teams...
They'd be a good match for like China or something.
Actually, that's kinda sad. China has like 1.4 billion ppl and Jamaica has 14.
When he's given time and space I think Crouch links up well with the team, and it's nice to have the lanky guy to aim for at set pieces, but that's about it.
how come he rarely wins the ball in the air though?:blink:
Pffft, I never said they should cross to his head. He'll just stride in at the back post or something.
I love it how people say he has a good touch on the ground for a big guy, but fail to mention he's wank in the air.
Jamaica ranked 46th in the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seedler
China ranked 68th in the world.
Canada ranked 83rd in the world. :lol::lol::lol:
Not at all, but when has Crouch ever scored when it mattered?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Your granny could have scored 3 against Jamaica, but with decent opposition who don't give him the time, Crouch can't hack it. He's slow, clumsy, can't read the game, and stupid.
But as long as he's got the photos of Sven and the goat, he'll carry on getting a place.