Period sex?

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by manker

It seems to me that if the relationship is less than, say, a year old then period sex is fine. In fact it makes no difference.

If the relationship is older than that then ... well ... onanism seems more appealing :mellow:

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I hear what you say, however as you are only two well aware, there's more than one way to skin a cat. Or have someone skin your cat for you.

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That very much depends upon the viability of approaching the cat skinner for a favour.


:ermm:

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Originally Posted by Skizo

I'd have to say no. I get a bit distracted with worrying that it could turn out quite nasty. :sick:

I can wait a couple days.

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Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

I hear what you say, however as you are only two well aware, there's more than one way to skin a cat. Or have someone skin your cat for you.

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That very much depends upon the viability of approaching the cat skinner for a favour.


:ermm:

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A nice present often helps smooth the way, a quality chrome item perhaps.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Skizo

I'd have to say no. I get a bit distracted with worrying that it could turn out quite nasty. :sick:

I can wait a couple days.

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Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.

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Skizo's heterosexual :o


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.

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Skizo's heterosexual :o


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

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You have called me he too many times in the past to pass that one off.... :happy:

I await your cunning retort.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Yeah and you only get them like once a month, so he can wait a couple of days, the fecker.

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Skizo's heterosexual :o


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

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:glag:

She's bipolar apparentement.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by manker

Skizo's heterosexual :o


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

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You have called me he too many times in the past to pass that one off.... :happy:

I await your cunning retort.

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:no2:

Lightweight

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by manker

Skizo's heterosexual :o


I always assumed she was a lesbian.

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You have called me he too many times in the past to pass that one off.... :happy:

I await your cunning retort.

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Blast, you caught me being disingenuous :(

I thought I'd kicked that along with the heroin.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky1

Yes or no?

Well?:mellow:

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:no:

And may I ask why does urine smell odd after eating asparagus?

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Originally Posted by CELEBS

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Originally Posted by Skweeky1

Yes or no?

Well?:mellow:

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:no:

And may I ask why does urine smell odd after eating asparagus?

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Just don't sniff people's urine after you've eaten asparagus. What are you like, ya big mad aussie.