My mates attitude to Mothers Day

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I went to Santorini, albeit quite a while a go - lovely place. The archaeology is fantastic. I dare say it has internet cafes these days, to which you could have sent a card.

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Thank you :)

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Originally Posted by manker

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And also another thing, it's unbefeckinglievable. Trust me, I know these things.

Say them out loud (in your head) you'll hear I'm right.

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I said it out loud (in my head) in a rich Scotch brogue and you were right - but when I said it out loud (earl) in my lascivious lilt, it turned out that you were horribly wrong :no:

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Yeah but it has to be said by a man on a building site, which you can do in your head. However as soon as you say it in the voice of a teenage English girl it really doesn't work.

Think it thro' sweetheart.

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To be honest, my view of Mothers Day is much like your mate's - but I also wouldn't dare.

I also hate Xmas, Easter and Birthdays. Father's Day wasn't too bad, my Dad is in Santorini so I didn't have to do 'owt.

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I went to Santorini, albeit quite a while a go - lovely place. The archaeology is fantastic. I dare say these days it has internet cafes you could have sent a card to.

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I sent him a text message - I don't let my Dad go on the interweb for fear he might buy some form of software to enable filesharing.

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Fixed.

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Thank you :)

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Mon plaisure.

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I said it out loud (in my head) in a rich Scotch brogue and you were right - but when I said it out loud (earl) in my lascivious lilt, it turned out that you were horribly wrong :no:

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Yeah but it has to be said by a man on a building site, which you can do in your head. However as soon as you say it in the voice of a teenage English girl it really doesn't work.

Think it thro' sweetheart.

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Hoi! You promised to stop grooming me after I sent the pics.

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I went to Santorini, albeit quite a while a go - lovely place. The archaeology is fantastic. I dare say these days it has internet cafes you could have sent a card to.

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I sent him a text message - I don't let my Dad go on the interweb for fear he might buy some form of software to enable filesharing.

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That is easily done, I have heard. :pinch:

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Yeah but it has to be said by a man on a building site, which you can do in your head. However as soon as you say it in the voice of a teenage English girl it really doesn't work.

Think it thro' sweetheart.

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Hoi! You promised to stop grooming me after I sent the pics.

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Phase II

Now I want some with you wearing clothes :naughty:

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I sent him a text message - I don't let my Dad go on the interweb for fear he might buy some form of software to enable filesharing.

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That is easily done, I have heard. :pinch:

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manker = H4r5h.

True story.

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I sent him a text message - I don't let my Dad go on the interweb for fear he might buy some form of software to enable filesharing.

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That is easily done, I have heard. :pinch:

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If ever he insisted that he simply must go online, I would direct him to a filesharing forum and make him post on it for years before he even thought about using his credit card. Maybe one with a warning at the top saying 'Never pay for filesharing!'

Surely, that would do the trick :unsure:

The Scene - An interweb forum, somewhere in Kent

manker - Pass the salt.

JP - No, you're enough of a cunt already

Fade, to the sound of a Scottish Accountant sobbing.