Official Non-World Cup Thread

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Canada is complete shet=Stickied

It's not even fun, i give up.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

They can have Peter Crouch too.

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But isn't he your top goalscorer ever, or something like that?

Whats the point of having a cup if you don't drink from it?
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Originally Posted by 100%

Whats the point of having a cup if you don't drink from it?
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For groin protection.

If you want to use it for other things as well that doesn't make you a bad person.

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Originally Posted by Agrajag

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

They can have Peter Crouch too.

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But isn't he your top goalscorer ever, or something like that?

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Emile Heskey could have scored those:dabs:

Emile Heskey was allergic to the box.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by Agrajag

But isn't he your top goalscorer ever, or something like that?

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Emile Heskey could have scored those:dabs:

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No he couldn't, hes probably hundred of miles away.

Even if he did the ref would have chopped them off, he isn't even in the team ffs.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

I'll start, I just pished on my shorts 'cause I didn't look down when I aimed for da toilet:pinch:.

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People with small cawks think this is a normal accident that every bloke has every once in a while, but really, it isn't. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Seedler

I'll start, I just pished on my shorts 'cause I didn't look down when I aimed for da toilet:pinch:.

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People with small cawks think this is a normal accident that every bloke has every once in a while, but really, it isn't. :dabs:

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Hm, you'd have to have a cawk that's 30inch+ in order for it to drop down into the toilet and completely eliminate the chance of pishing on your shorts.:dry: