How can I make alot of money...

Bazonkas Topless Hairdressers.
The cost of a franchise is £28,000 + VAT.
Lease option up to a value of £15,000, spread over 2,3,4 or 5 years
No commission taken just a fixed monthly fee :D

Customers will be able to choose a girl to give them a £25 haircut or a massage in a private booth :naughty:

It's A Steal

Sell any junk in your home on ebay. Will probably make you a few hundred for now.

Start a website to beg for money later...but give everyone a reason and good information to read as well. Should make another hundred after awhile.

Walk around small band concerts in resturants that a very crowded with a "Donation" bucket. Walk out will all the moneyz! (Just say I'ma go get something outta the truck. Don't use the same place twice!) I say "very crowded", because you don't want any band members catching you with that fake donation bucket! Even if there's one up on stage...people will probably still believe you around the back sections.

Jam tissues up the coin return in a phonemachine somewhere (without anyone or any cameras looking!) then check back the next day and...if the collector had not come (probably only comes near the end of the week)...then you should have a good $30-50 bucks in coins! Hahaha. Bring a backpack to put em in.

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Originally Posted by Wolfmight

Jam tissues up the coin return in a phonemachine somewhere (without anyone or any cameras looking!) then check back the next day and...if the collector had not come (probably only comes near the end of the week)...then you should have a good $30-50 bucks in coins! Hahaha. Bring a backpack to put em in.

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:lol: I really admire your attention to detail ;)

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Originally Posted by Buffalo

Bazonkas Topless Hairdressers.
The cost of a franchise is £28,000 + VAT.
Lease option up to a value of £15,000, spread over 2,3,4 or 5 years
No commission taken just a fixed monthly fee :D

Customers will be able to choose a girl to give them a £25 haircut or a massage in a private booth :naughty:

It's A Steal

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This sounds more like "How can Baz make alot of money without doing much work" :dry:

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Originally Posted by manker

Two beans rubbing together makes me think of lesbians, you cad.

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It's much too hawt to think of lesbians atm, though. :(

Take that back!

It's never too hawt to think about lesbians :snooty:

if you can convince lesbians to fight for you, then put the video on metacafe, you'll be rhitch

A sponsored skydive and keep the money, should make around £2,500

Start a website and sell 1 million pixels of internet ad space for $1 per pixel...

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Originally Posted by Buffalo

Bazonkas Topless Hairdressers.
The cost of a franchise is £28,000 + VAT.
Lease option up to a value of £15,000, spread over 2,3,4 or 5 years
No commission taken just a fixed monthly fee :D

Customers will be able to choose a girl to give them a £25 haircut or a massage in a private booth :naughty:

It's A Steal

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When ARE we starting that?

I've been sitting with my boobs out for two weeks now and still no customers:angry:

Your bloody marketing isn't working