Smack my pinky with a wooden spoon

I know a girl who masterbated with a wooden spoon. :no:

She paniced when she couldn't get it out and called her brother to try n help remove it. When they had no luck, she also had to tell her parents who drove her to A + E with said spoon still stuck there. True story, like.

Very much so

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I know a girl who masterbated with a wooden spoon. :no:

She paniced when she couldn't get it out and called her brother to try n help remove it. When they had no luck, she also had to tell her parents who drove her to a and e with said spoon still stuck there. True story, like.

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You "know" this girl?

Not that I doubt you, Lilmiss, no, not at all, at all.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Very much so

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Good.

It's a start, after all. :)

I used to get these teen magazines when I was 13-14 an they always had great stories like that. Sausage got stuck, dog bit me, etc etc

True story:

My friend only realised after having sex she had a tampon in:pinch:
She finally got it out with tweezers, but it wasn't pretty:sick:

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Originally Posted by j2k4

You "know" this girl?

Not that I doubt you, Lilmiss, no, not at all, at all.

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Yesh, I do. Wasn't me like, I have clarss. :fist:

Also know someone who got their testes caught on barbed wire, but that's a different story.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I used to get these teen magazines when I was 13-14 an they always had great stories like that. Sausage got stuck, dog bit me, etc etc

True story:

My friend only realised after having sex she had a tampon in:pinch:
She finally got it out with tweezers, but it wasn't pretty:sick:

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Must have seemed a bit far-fetched, even then.

My cousin was a navy medic stationed in Italy until recently; he told me a story once about tending a fellow in the E.R. during midnight shift who'd had a light-bulb shoved (carefully, one would assume) up his ass.

He prescribed dilation. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I used to get these teen magazines when I was 13-14 an they always had great stories like that. Sausage got stuck, dog bit me, etc etc

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:lol:

I also know someone who used a frozen sausage to cool herself down, and it froze onto her. I know some sick people really. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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Originally Posted by j2k4

You "know" this girl?

Not that I doubt you, Lilmiss, no, not at all, at all.

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Yesh, I do. Wasn't me like, I have clarss. :fist:

Also know someone who got their testes caught on barbed wire, but that's a different story.

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Yeah, I know that guy.

:pinch: