He wants me to do the dishes

lol my mum goes on strike every so often. she still doesn't understand that i don't mind letting the sink fill up with dishes then just give what i want a quick rinse when i need to use it. when it comes to being a scruffy bastard nobody will touch me :01:

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Originally Posted by GepperRankins

nobody will touch me

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:emo:

I can't remember last time I did the dishes...

I'm on holiday just now, maybe I should do it just this once today and then I can say for months ever after that I'd only done ALL the dishes recently

I do the cooking and cleaning on the account that SGG says she alergic to domestic chores. :dry: Consequently I am as econmical and tidy as possible when cooking. I swear my ex used every available utensile on point of principle - as we had a who cooks doesn't have the wash up rule. :ermm:

We use the one cooks, one cleans rule too. Really, I get the better deal because I like cooking. :P

However, what people who don't cook don't understand is that we may not want to be using all the utensils out of sheer maliciousness...it's that whatever dish may require a lot of preperation or someone hasn't properly stocked the cupboards with the appropriate tools for the job. Not that I'm fully expecting this to be read and then have a nicely stocked kitchen afterwards. :whistling:

:shuriken:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

...econmical...

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Do you realize what an egregious mis-spelling you have committed here...

And to think we call you a bean-counter.

For shame.

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Originally Posted by MagicNakor

We use the one cooks, one cleans rule too. Really, I get the better deal because I like cooking. :P

However, what people who don't cook don't understand is that we may not want to be using all the utensils out of sheer maliciousness...it's that whatever dish may require a lot of preperation or someone hasn't properly stocked the cupboards with the appropriate tools for the job. Not that I'm fully expecting this to be read and then have a nicely stocked kitchen afterwards. :whistling:

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Excuse-Nakor. :P

We use the "Hoi, wean wash the fucking dishes" rule.

I need to get myself some kids.
Good idea

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I need to get myself some kids.
Good idea

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Have them quick, then-

When Clinton becomes SecGen of the U.N., his wife will make him author a resolution outlawing child labor in the home....:dry:

Could always hire a housekeeper. Cheaper than kids.

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