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Saying something about folks with "accents" is not racist. It's xenophobia
I hit him in his equalism and he fell down . Mike Tyson
Or 24 Beer in a case , 24 Hours in a day ! Coincident I think not . Author Unknown .
There are a couple of cows waiting for me. You know, when I first got back from Washington, it seemed like the cows were talking back. But now that I've spent some time in Crawford, they're just cows.
-- George W Bush, Town Hall Forum on Economy, Ontario, California, Jan. 5, 2002
The guy that controls the most powerful army in the world and enough nukes to distroy the world three times thinks the cows are talking to him? this is not good.
"Wow, you are drunk"- Seth
"Dude, i'm not drunk"- Josh
"Dude, you were just wearing your wallet on your head" - Seth
"Fair enough, you win"- Josh
I was in the room when this was said
I've heard this from different women in my lifetime...
Uh yeah sure I won't.:smilie4:Quote:
Don't cum in my mouth.
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That's how she knows she's my main woman. I put wet wipes by the side of the bed and green towels under her arse to make her feel extra special
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Terry Wogan could give a dog a bone, g'ding!
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We'll (England) beat them (Barcelona) in the world cup!
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(While watching the ashes) I thought they only played football at old trafford?
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Of course I know what band Paul Weller was in, eejit. The Police.
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(Upon noticing cows standing in a field while it was raining) They're the horny ones (how so?)... Cause they're standing up, duh!
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To everyone in the bar:
can't really type the rest, I'll get banned:ph34r:Quote:
I'm only letting him win (at pool) because.....