Texas. It's like an in-bred canaidia :sage:
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Texas. It's like an in-bred canaidia :sage:
Good. You're not welcome. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think Texas sucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo
I've seen the trailer provided by Skizo and other Texan forum half wits, therefore I can conclude that Texas, all Texas, sucks bawls and is not worth bothering with.
You say that but you know just as well as I do how shallow the Texan gene pool is.
You'd not let me leave til I'd impregnated at least seventy three virgins.
No way, you're not related to anyone there.
My Bamp once owned a cowboy hat :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Changed my mind about the 73 virgins too - if they need me for my spunk, they can get some more experienced chicks, like feck am I doing all the work 73 times.
Bamp :blink:
No, dude. You're much older than me - how could I possibly be your Bamp :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
You know that I meant Dr Cawksworth.
I doubt there's 73 virgins in texas, unless you count the cattle, and even then... :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I sent this message to flight ops on Wednesday:
"Please be advised that BEAVERS x2 will be travelling unaccompanied on your flight today, they are old enough as per your T+C's. Please ensure that there is not a repeat of the outbound flight situation when the Beavers were refused onto the plane at boarding. If you can provide extra care for the Beavers that would be great."
Funny names of passengers is what gets me through the day. :sage: