Seedler's Momma is so fat....

...the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

You're mistaking seedlers momma for your girlfriend Skizo

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Originally Posted by DanB

You're mistaking seedlers momma for your girlfriend Skizo

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My girlfriend is 5'4", 110 lbs. :snooty:

Speaking of, I gotta go help her move. :angry:

His momma so enormous that when she went to the dry cleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'

After I fucked the bitch I had to roll off her twice!

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Speaking of, I gotta go help her move.

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:lol: :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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Originally Posted by Skizo

Speaking of, I gotta go help her move.

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:lol: :ermm:

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Since she's so fat and all. :whistling

shes so hairy shes got dredlocks on her back.

These 'your mom' jokes are only funny when Busyman tells them.

Even then, it's at rather than with.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

His momma is so fat, she walked outside in a red dress and everbody yelled, "KOOL-AID"!!!

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ROFL:glag:

Now that one made me literally lol.