Do you play gambling machines?

Usually the person stood behind me when I'm on a fruit machine is Crabgirl, she gives me encouraging punches to the kidneys and says helpful things like, "Get the fuck off the machine, bumboy" and "Looks like you won't be able to afford a KFC on the way home."

Im a semi degenerate gambler, but even Im put of by the huge amount the machines take (17% at times) so Ill generaly avoid and blow my money chasing flush draws

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Originally Posted by samsdmf

so Ill generaly avoid and blow my money chasing flush drawers

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When drunk, I think I can always win. I usually win on the first time of playing a new machine, but then all the money goes back in, and.... doh! :pinch:

Never playing those, and I'm a couple of inches shorter than JP :dabs:

5'6" and used to be into them in a big way,then I realised they were a bunch of robbing bastards.

Every shift at work in the staff canteen, pays out quite well though so i normally come out evens or on top.

Also when i'm in the pub i like to gamble but normally the ones in the pub are like 25p a go and thats a rip off if you ask me.

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Originally Posted by Gripper

5'6" and used to be into them in a big way,then I realised they were a bunch of robbing bastards.

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I'm taller than you :01:

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Originally Posted by SnnY

Never playing those, and I'm a couple of inches shorter than JP :dabs:

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I thought you was talking penis size:w00t:

I bet having a 5'7" peen would be troublesome.

Might get hard finding trousers that fit, and whatnot :unsure: