i haven't taken a dump in 3 days

Eat more roughage,go out and drink some Guinness and have a nice curry,should get you back in the flow.

Prune Juice;many many old people swear by it :P

This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.

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This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.

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I bet that was fun :whistling :ph34r:

eat lots of white bread dry.

hehe, this is an excellent thread...

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This is a dirty thread. However, I feel the need to share my story: I once was constipated for 5 days, took like a cup of laxative gave me the runs for a week.

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I bet that was fun :whistling :ph34r:

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Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:

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Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:

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lol I know what that's like :sick:

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Dude, when I passed gas, or when I thought I did, it was a flowing river. :dabs:

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lol I know what that's like :sick:

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:console:

Did everything come out ok?

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