Come on the Bolton

cum on bolton

no.

I'm married now

Jeeses :lol:

and?

good point

only today I had a guy sitting on my lap while I was playing with a penis pump, and it wasn't my husband


I'm terrible

was the pump on his penis?

That's one hell of a call centre.

Naw

And it wasn't really a penis pump

It was a balloon pump, I was using it to blow up my cheeks

fnarr fnarr

Behave yourself or you're not sleeping in my bed next week!

i wasn't expecting too :ohmy: