Do insects get caught in your chest hair?

As I have got older I have been growing more chest hair which appears to be spreading south towards my crab ladder which is heading norf.

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Originally Posted by Gripper

As I have got older I have been growing more chest hair which appears to be spreading south towards my crab ladder which is heading norf.

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The Gripster's old man hair is attempting to tear him asunder :o

So, maybe he'd be happier if he had one.