i cant cook eggs

T'was murder most fowl.....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ggs_go_bad.jpg

..There was this huge Eye, bouncing down the street singing, "I Ain't Got Nobody"

That was actually meant to be an egg yolk...

What did the Spanish farmer say to his hens? ......

Where are chicks born?

I better eggcelerate to the next and final joke ( for now)

Why did the Rabbit cross the road?

Time to eggsit this thread, ariverderci :)