what was your worst job

'Multimedia Guy' at Toys R Us. :pinch:

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Originally Posted by Snee

It turns out dead people crap in their pants and stuff when they die, and you have to clean them off, and you had to whisper* all the time while doing it, if you needed to tell someone owt, to show respect.

*Not my idea.

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If I worked with dead people I would narrate their death CSI style :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by SnnY

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Originally Posted by Snee

It turns out dead people crap in their pants and stuff when they die, and you have to clean them off, and you had to whisper* all the time while doing it, if you needed to tell someone owt, to show respect.

*Not my idea.

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If I worked with dead people I would narrate their death CSI style :smilie4:

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Make sure to find a place with nurses who have a sense of humour then :dabs:

The ones I worked with didn't, the arsebags :dry:

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Originally Posted by DefianceX

mail/envelope opener at a freakin public library

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:lol: Was that your community service that you had to do? LOL That would suck. How many papercuts a day did you average?

I'd wait to they're out of the room, then climb on top of a corpse and start humping it, and when the nurses come back in I'll say, "three way?"

Also I'll go goth, and be all morbid like and annoy my mum at home.

Is it true if they die with a stiffie it stays.

i was office boy.itwas terrible.

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Originally Posted by Gripper

Is it true if they die with a stiffie it stays.

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Don't knwo.

If I noticed if they did I must havwee repressed the memoryn or something.

The worst job I ever had to do was incessantly banging your mum. The worst job she did was blowing me (well....she thought it was great but I thought it was a half-assed effort).

Hoi, I didn't know snowultra was your kid, loike.