Every day I leave a little chicken meat in my garden to be sure I will never be attacked by tigers..up until now, it seems to work. Never been attacked by a tiger.
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Every day I leave a little chicken meat in my garden to be sure I will never be attacked by tigers..up until now, it seems to work. Never been attacked by a tiger.
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Originally Posted by thewizeard
Is it fresh or cooked chicken? Free range i hope.
Won't it just attract the tigers?Quote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard
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Originally Posted by jimbo12345Quote:
Originally Posted by thewizeard
Is it fresh or cooked chicken? Free range where they about it being really free range, i hope.
I do the magpie thing. Sometimes one stalks me.
I tap the teaspoons twice against the tea, and the toothbrush twice against the taps but I think that might be my OCD.
There is medication for that. It's called heroin.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I heard it has some side-effects* though.
*Check with your street pharmacist before taking....too much.
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Originally Posted by Busyman™;2023858
There is medication for that. It's called heroin.
I heard it has some side-effects* though.
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wearing kilts, drinking whiskey arooond the hoose, n'est pas?
Are you recommending I take heroin for a tapping habit? My god that's overkill man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™There is medication for that. It's called heroin.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
I heard it has some side-effects* though.
*Check with your street pharmacist before taking....too much.
He dabbles with humour sometimes. Doesn't usually last long tho'.
Put it an e on the end of heroin(e) to make it more palatable then. Heroine just might get rid of your tap habit.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirlAre you recommending I take heroin for a tapping habit? My god that's overkill man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Busyman™
Your welcome in advance.