So um I finally got laid...

What was his name, btw?


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are you sure it was sex and not watching television?

How was it for maebach? :blink:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

are you sure it was sex and not watching television?

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Indeed. I would wager the OP's slim grasp on reality and watching the end to The 40 Year Old Virgin once too often has led him to create yet another fantasy for us to snigger at.

Either that or he got raped. By men.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

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Originally Posted by jimbo12345

seriously? Well done mate.

How did you find the whole experience?

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Quite disappointing actually, wasn't nearly as exhilarating as I had imagined, even tho it was with someone I liked for a long time,my bum really hurts as well.

I thought I would have lasted:pinch:

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I am glad you got laid.

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Originally Posted by Seedler

Quite disappointing actually, wasn't nearly as exhilarating as I had imagined, even tho it was with someone I liked for a long time.

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Did you do it right? Or are you talking about the fact that after you're done you just want her to fuck off. Forever.

Just leave.

Like get the fuck out.

Now.

Please can a mod delete this thread. Post-coital teenage boys acting all worldly-wise about sexing is making me have little bits of sick in my mouth.

No worries, I'm sure Herbert is pre-coital :happy:

Har har har

:snooty:

She's obviously been thrown out before.