A Wedding...

hairbautt, blaming booze as the reason why you pulled a girl at a wedding and don't want to see them again, is perfectly acceptable. Don't fear such things. I guarantee whoever pulls the bridesmaid's/her mothers sisters aunties cousins best friend, will also use a similar line. Or, that's the next wedding you're off to.

Remember if you can't be good, be careful. And if you can't be careful, give a fake name. For you, i see Andrew Marsden as a suitable name to use.

Right, that's everything covered, have a good day!