Does anyone happen to know how to audition for the eurovision song contest?

Who's playing bass?


-bd

Can I just come along, get high, be there for no apparent reason, do nothing and dance like Bez from the Happy Mondays?

If you're without pants.


-bd

You're just no cool enough to be Bez :shrug:


Soz

I've already written the lyrics for the song
My mate has got some funkie Rammstein sound with 80's synthesiser effects.
Looks like a guaranteed win

Will you be wearing tinfoil n dressing in drag? :smilie4:

Isn't Justin Hawkins meant to have fixed the next Eurovision?
He has the drag thing down to an art form, so at least he'll be 2nd.

We were thinking fluoresent lycra.
In the colours of the rainbow.
It's always a good thing to have the gay scene on ur side

Hells, if Norton can, you cancan. :happy:

...sounds raunchily tacky.
Fantastic.


-bd :happy:

I'll play the Tambourine.

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

If you're without pants.


-bd

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

You're just no cool enough to be Bez :shrug:


Soz

I've already written the lyrics for the song
My mate has got some funkie Rammstein sound with 80's synthesiser effects.
Looks like a guaranteed win

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But if I wear no pants (trousers and undercrackers) then I will be very cool, loose and hanging freely.

I also suggest a tranny on board - they always get a shit load of votes.