How do you be a jerk?

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Is jizz good for wimins hair :unsure:

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good like fucking the cold dead mouth of a strangled whore :smilie4:

You could tell her that all the advice in the world wont help since she is a horrible lay. That will not only get her to stop asking but also helps in the becoming a jerk situation.

Yell her mam's name while you are having sex

Obviusly, you need to get her into bed beforehand, but.

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Originally Posted by Snee

Obviusly, you need to get her into bed beforehand, but.

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How nauseatingly conventional :smilie4:

Secks solves every problem adster has. Fact. 'cept being ginger.

change your number before telling the cheeky bitch to get stuffed

I hear jerks punt babies.

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Originally Posted by Adster

Im too nice of a guy someone explain to me why I am?

I have my ex ringing me up for sex advice with her boyfriend

and because Im too nice I help out and dont say fuck off I dont wanna hear about it

so tell me how do you become a jerk?

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It's simple..just be yourself .. ;)

Call the guy up and remind him to have her tested for any, well you know

means tested? cos she'd have to be thick as fuck to shag ad?