@!@!some acc and invites giveaway!@!@!

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single".

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my elections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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great joks fox.... ty

HAHAH Hangemhigh!

A horse comes into a bar, and the bartender asks: why the long face? <--- Oldest trick in the book from hot shots ;)!

Your mom is so stupid it takes her 2 hours watching CBS 60 minutes.

pharaoh send me your mail you got db..

thanks!!! will enjoy!

it pls.
thks

efo you need to say a joke, but you my frined so i will send you the acc dit.

the true,i need DB.
dont have a joke:P
hope i will get it

lol rotem great joke!!!

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Originally Posted by kondason

efo you need to say a joke, but you my frined so i will send you the acc dit.

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thks.
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