what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
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what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
Not every time :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by MetroStars@3 July 2003 - 20:28
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So what about when u look at your shit in the Toilet bowel -- after u have just dun your deed...
Jonno --- u do it all the time
Jonno B)
Edit:@Billy:-what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
Is that a confession?? :lol: :lol:
I'll be dammed -- Billy i didn't think u r that type of personQuote:
what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
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Not every time
well what about when u have a Hot Shit
You should see him Tuesday nights ;) :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by MetroStars@3 July 2003 - 20:30
I'll be dammed -- Billy i didn't think u r that type of personQuote:
what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
Jonno B)
well think what you wish metro - maybe i was jokin - maybe not ;)Quote:
Originally posted by MetroStars@3 July 2003 - 20:30
I'll be dammed -- Billy i didn't think u r that type of personQuote:
what about having a wank at the back of the bus when you are the only person on it?
what bout having a feel of the old johnson and then smelling your fingers - you dirty f*ckers i know you do it.
this thread should be retitled are you RAIN MAN! :lol: sorry i'm not gonna tell you any of my many strange habbits, but i will own up to the former two. especialy if it hurts when you drop it! :) doesnt everybody.
Billy that is sum REAL funny shit... which is trueQuote:
what bout having a feel of the old johnson and then smelling your fingers - you dirty f*ckers i know you do it.
Well here's something i would never talk about to my friends. Once in a while, every few weeks or so, i'll have the most amazing crap. Without going into too much detail, i'll really be enjoying the 'passing', and afterwards feel positively invigorated by it.Quote:
Come on, you know you do something you would never talk about in a pub......
(Flaming? No i'm not into that.)
Another one. Anal spasms (not related to crapping). Now this happens very seldom. I'll be, for example, walking down Glasgow Buchanan Street to work, when all of a sudden i'll have an intense pain in my sphincter. It is so sore i can do nothing but wait for it to stop. I'll be stood there, no doubt with a weird look on my face, in pure agony. I know i'm not alone on this one as i have discussed it with others.
Sorry for being crude.
being crude is a good thing