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You probably might have guessed that I have seen many bald eagles (it so happens there are MANY in the area I live), and, apart from the fact my country has chosen the bald eagle as it's symbol, I must say it's appearance is nothing short of majestic, in all cases such as I have seen.
I'd bet you'd never have guessed that I have been attacked (on two occasions, no less) by wild turkeys-no lie.
While I don't discount the distaste and disgust one might feel watching the bald eagle steal food from a physically inferior bird, I must also say that when I fantasize about, say, Catherine Zeta-Jones, I don't trouble myself to imagine her wiping her ass.
Just the same, though, now, I can hear old Ben's voice, echoing down the centuries:
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must also say that when I fantasize about, say, Catherine Zeta-Jones, I don't trouble myself to imagine her wiping her ass.
...especially that one.