On toast...

Just butter.

Butter + Strawberry Jam. None of that crap with the chunks of real fruit in it though, I like just the spread.

One of those really low fat diet spreads that turn to water above room temperature and make your toast really crap.

Not my toast, your toast, obviously.

cheese for me

butter...

peanut butter

Kraft smooth peanut butter.

Crunchy peanut butter

I sure do love grape jelly...

Brains.