Awkward situation.

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Originally Posted by Gripper

It's the same sex thing,if he can just be mates then fine,if he keeps coming on to me when I've told him no then blood will be spilt.

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Either way. Blood will be spilled.:cry:

Wear a T-Shirt with "IT'S AN EXIT NOT AN ENTRANCE!" emblazoned across the frontback.

Do you politely tell him that you didn't want your backdoors kicking in :lol:

You should definitely consult the Magic 8 Ball for this.

Sounds like a genuine misunderstanding to me, if he thought you were a semi-gaylord as well.

Say to the bloke that you don't have a gay bone in your body and you certainly don't want his gay bone in your body. That you think he's an OK guy and that you would like to be blokey mates. That if he's cool with that you would be all like made up and stuff. However he must understand that you will not tolerate any further attempts at hawt man-on-man action. That this is not a negotiable position.

He may just have been chatting you up in the first place and doesn't really want to be just mates. You are quite the eye-candy after all.

Alternatively you could pump his arse rotten and see if you like it. You never know until you try it. Anyway it's only gay if you take it up the arse, not if you give it. That's what the lads in prison told me.

Nothing wrong with a bit of straight on straight. Gopher it...

make sure you use protection

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Originally Posted by weenden

make sure you use protection

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Good point, can I suggest a shotgun would be just the ticket.

Or a rubber glove :)

Whiskey and cider.

Fuck that.