Best Thing You've Ever Robbed

That's harsh mate :shifty:

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special edition lynx shower gel the supermarket I was working in was going to throw out.

well i robbed some jokes from big daddy graham

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Originally Posted by weenden

well i robbed some jokes from big daddy graham

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There's so much robbing in that post, that I feel I have to lay down.

Jebuus yelp me if it gets my stuff robbed.

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Originally Posted by crazy_billy_bats

special edition lynx shower gel the supermarket I was working in was going to throw out.

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I bet they was gonna toss it 'cos it banned people for no reason.

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Originally Posted by crazy_billy_bats

special edition lynx shower gel the supermarket I was working in was going to throw out.

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I bet they was gonna toss it 'cos it banned people for no reason.

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I think is was because it wasnt a valid "line" in our particular supermarket. Oh well, a £4 bottle of shower gel is going in my fucking pocket before it goes in the bin.

I knew people who stole hundreds of cigarettes from said supermarket. It was a joke. East Belfast. haha.

A car.

It was my mate's car, like, the lock and ignition were fecked and could be done with any flat metal object. I thieved it from the car park he'd left it in and parked it on a different level. Much hilarity ensued as he looked for it. True Story.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

A car.

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Still have it? Or where you a joyriding little scallywag?

He sold it on ebay and the engine blew when the bloke who bought it was driving it home. Also a true story.