So Mr Mulder...

Where was he.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Where was he.

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Sailing he said.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Where was he.

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He was in shame, having failed to copulate with several sluts.

A Town Called Shame.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Is he back? That's the BEST news ever!

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I take it you're using a strange new definition of the word "best"

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Weird. That's the second conversation about the word 'best' I've had today. I'm going to be bridesmaid for a friend later on this year and had the following conversation with my mum.

Crabmum: Ooo, you know what they say about the bridesmaid and the best man.
Crabgirl: Sorry mum, been there, done that.
Crabmum: So... was he?
Crabgirl: No mum. He wasn't.