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08-05-2003, 05:27 AM
3rd gen noob

Quote:

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 06:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 06:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:11
Auto-Fellatio (13%)

<!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:18
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)

Is there something you'd like to share, noob? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/shocking.gif [/b][/quote]
lmao

never noticed that

:">

:P
08-05-2003, 05:36 AM
chalkmongoose

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 19, 2058
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Drowning (5%)
08-05-2003, 05:38 AM
Alucard1475

I took it!! Here is it:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 4, 2067
at the age of 86 years old.

cool, 86 :)
08-05-2003, 05:38 AM
brotherdoobie

Son of a bitch.............October 4th 2027 at 56 years of age..........Gulp!
I am going to die before all of u.

27% cancer..........What the hell did I quit smoking for?
This blows.

I am buying a carton of Camel non filters and smoking it all tommorow :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie
08-05-2003, 05:40 AM
3rd gen noob

i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

i seriously need to slow down, but it's really good fun

:w00t:
08-05-2003, 05:42 AM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@5 August 2003 - 00:38
27% cancer..........What the hell did I quit smoking for?

                  Peace brotherdoobie

:o Damn doob....

I told it I smoke "constantly" and I still only had a 23% chance of dying of cancer. :blink:

You just can't catch a break can you, you poor bastard. :(
08-05-2003, 05:44 AM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:40
i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

:w00t:

You might live longer if you stuck with blowing the car's horn instead of your own! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gif
08-05-2003, 05:46 AM
Ron

<GULP>

August 9, 2003
at the age of 19 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

OK, OK, so I lied a little.......
08-05-2003, 05:47 AM
3rd gen noob

Quote:

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 06:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 06:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:40
i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

:w00t:

You might live longer if you stuck with blowing the car's horn instead of your own! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gif [/b][/quote]
it's so much more fun blowing my own

i didn't have those vertebrae removed for nothing you know :P
08-05-2003, 05:49 AM
titey

Quote:

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:47
it's so much more fun blowing my own

i didn't have those vertebrae removed for nothing you know :P

But what's up with that whole suffocating yourself business? :unsure:

:blink: Or does that mean you choke to death on your own spooge?

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