Vegetarian pork pies

Why have rabbit when you can have fox? :naughty:

:drummer:

:lol:

I love all that fake meat veggie stuff. It generally tastes better than couscous. :dry:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

you need some real pork inside you :no:

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You can get quite convincing alternatives to that too :unsure:

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I have in mind an incredibly amusing anecdote which I regrettably cannot share.

Fact. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by benchez

I love all that fake meat veggie stuff. It generally tastes better than couscous. :dry:

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Couscous is rabbit food :ermm:

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

You can get quite convincing alternatives to that too :unsure:

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I have in mind an incredibly amusing anecdote which I regrettably cannot share.

Fact. :dabs:

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I'm sure it's nowhere near as entertaining as my best guess :01:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by j2k4

I have in mind an incredibly amusing anecdote which I regrettably cannot share.

Fact. :dabs:

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I'm sure it's nowhere near as entertaining as my best guess :01:

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Actually, your best guess probably doesn't begin to approach my anecdote.

More's the pity...alas, alas, I say. :(

I want to know now :(

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I want to know now :(

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I'd be giving up my identity, more-or-less, in order to properly tell the story.

Don't think I want to do that. :dabs: