You could have gone into labour, arse.
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You could have gone into labour, arse.
What? From eating spicy curry 2 months before my due date? I doubt it...
Sleep with your sister-in-law.
Brother's wife or wife's sister.
Brother's wife may be ok since men like to share but not ladies.
If you feel your eye itching while chopping chillies don't give in to it
Let someone else pack your parachute.
leeching and you watching porn