Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a 'who has the most testicles' contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a 'who has the most testicles' contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.
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There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
His left eyebrow is called Leftie.
Piss off n0uce. I am here to extol the virtues of Mr. Norris.Quote:
Originally Posted by outsiderview
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