I smell of onions

Lemsip + Vicks + TCP + sweaty onions = mulder wanking over you

FFS I'm still getting it out of my hair from the last time! :pinch:

You as well? Man that boy has the stickiest semen known to man.

Re: onions....

Stainless steel rubbed on skin gets rid of the smell, some chemical reaction or sommat. Rub spoons under your armpits and you'll be fine.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Wash your hands with TCP. It'll drown out any other smell.

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Screw TCP, use PCP, it'll turn the smell a nice colour.

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Originally Posted by Snee

it'll turn the smell a nice colour.

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:lol:

Genius wordage.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

You as well? Man that boy has the stickiest semen known to man.

Re: onions....

Stainless steel rubbed on skin gets rid of the smell, some chemical reaction or sommat. Rub spoons under your armpits and you'll be fine.

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I have one of them steel deodoriser things, but it's crapola. Maybe I could just carry strings of onions around with me so as not to arouse suspicion :unsure:.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Sweaty onions

And I had a bath last night! :(

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i am snifing you , i hope that is ok :unsure:

Yes, yes it is :snooty:.

Use teh spoons....

and leave them for hubby to use with his cereal :shifty:

Mmmmm onion weetibix :lol: