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:angry: My msn email account got filled up by someone sending email attachments of around 250k each. So he/she/they sent several and it filled up my account with around 15 emails...and i got a warning saying i had reached my limit. So i couldnt receive any legit emails...only this fools junk.
I can't Believe how many cheeky bastards, there r out there begging 4 money...
i use Yahoo, u never get any African shit, r u guys using Hotmail?
that was on my hotmail. but i even get spam on my private one which is like really private. sort of unguessable
Lots of spam on http://www.spamradio.com
Nice site, and a good radio station, too. :D
Send 'em here
(the African ones)
You too? :lol:. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Gooch2k+16 September 2003 - 01:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gooch2k @ 16 September 2003 - 01:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pol@16 September 2003 - 01:07
yep theres a lot of it about :rolleyes: i've been getting quite a few of the old 'enlarge your penis' :o ones lately, think one of me bastard mates has been up to no good :rolleyes:
Same here with Hotmail. :angry:
I get those all the time, and also stuff about drugs or fake college-degrees.
@somebody1234:
was I wrong about the c: format thing?
Good link SnnY, find one I got:
From: kelly uku <[email protected]>
Subject: HELP TO CLAIM THIS FUND.
Dear Sir,
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP PETROLEUM (SPECIAL) TRUST FUND
CONTRACT AWARD REVIEW COMMITTEE
appointed by the Federal Government of Nigeria to review
contractAwards/Payments Approvals in the Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF). Ourduties
include evaluation, vetting approvals for payment for contract executedfor the
PTF.
On the 10th January 1997, the awarded a contract of $600 MillionUnited States
Dollars to the consortium of Abblummus, J.G.C.Corporation,Bouygues Offshore
and a joint venture of piebalignoles and Fougureolle, for an engineering,
procurement and construction work in Nigeria. But some top officials of the
organization over-invoiced the contract sum to the tune of $636.5M with the
intention of sharing the remaining $36.5M among themselves. But due to the
sudden proscription of the PTF by the new democratic
Government, their effort proved abortive. But now that the Federal Democratic
Government of Nigeria has approved the sum of $636.5M for the concerned
foreign companies as full payment for the contract executed, and since each of
the companies are entitled to $150M, we intend to transfer the remaining
%36.6M abroad into a safe and reliable account to be disbursed among
ourselves.
My colleagues and I have agreed that if your company can act as the
beneficiary of this fund ($36.5) you and your company will retain 20% of the
total amount while 70% will be for us and the remaining10% will be used to off
set any expenses incured by both sides during the course of the transfer. It
may interest you to know that , some years ago a similar transaction was
carried out with one Mr. Patrick Miller, the President of Craine International
Trading Corporation of No. 135 East 57th Street, 28th Floor, New York 10022
with Tele Number (212) 308-7788 and telex Number 6731689. After the agreement
of both parties in which he was to take 20% of the money while the remaining
70% was for us, with the payment approvals secured and relevant document
signed, the money was duly transferred into his account, only to
bedisappointed on our arrival in New York, that he had changed address, while
his telephone and telex number has been reallocated. That was how we lost
$27.7M to Mr. P!
atrick Miller. We could not report the case to the authority due to its nature
as being utterly confidential.
This time, we need a more reliable and trustworthy partner with a reputable
companys account to transfer this money into. Hence this proposal to you. It
took us expensive ideas and money to fine-tune all the preparations for this
transaction to meet all legal and administrative requirements in Nigeria and
those of International Arbiration as the modalities applied in the case of Mr.
Miller have changed due to the incessant changes in monetary policies of my
country. However, we hope to conclude this transaction within seven (7) days
from the date of receipt of the requested information and commence the
transfer of funds. Therefore, we require from you the followings i. Your
Company name ii. Company address iii. Bank name and address iv. Account number
and account name Your telephone and fax numbers [personal/private] for easy
communication.
With the above information, we will use your company name to re-award the
contract, put up the letters of claims and apply for payment. We wish to bring
to your notice that the personalities involved in this transaction are Top and
influential government functionaries who will not like any form of exposure
and as such would want you to keep the businesshighlyconfidential. Be rest
assured that this transaction is 100% risk free on both sides.
We are looking forward to doing this business with you. Please,acknowledge the
receipt of this letter using MY EMAIL [email protected],while maintaining
maximum confidentiality. I shall bring you the complete picture of this
transaction on receipt of you
r response.
Yours faithfully
DR Kelly Uku.
How to deal with the nigerian scam
This is an interesting way to take care of the problem. :lol:
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