Uses for Mouldy's willy

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Thankfully you've obviously never seen it.

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Fixed.

Use it to bludgen seals to death with.

See that sounds like someone who knows it could be used in that way.

I find it very suspicious that Crabby has misspelled 'bludgeon'.

Maybe it's mouldy!

Sorry I'm tired and concentrating on about a million other things. Including baking a Dutch apple cake.

Some women are very scared of spiders. He could use it to prod under beds to make sure they are spider free.

Just a suggestion like :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I find it very suspicious that Crabby has misspelled 'bludgeon'.

Maybe it's mouldy!

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Maybe he's bludgeoned her with it, and damaged her spelling sense you mean ?

The tourist attraction idea is no good btw, I have a feeling the girls of Eastbourne have probably got enough offers to see Mouldy willies as it is.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Some women are very scared of spiders. He could use it to prod under beds to make sure they are spider free.

Just a suggestion like :dabs:

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He could just walk under and have a look, like.:unsure:

He could try using it to have sex with.

We tried that, demand is whithering.