Annoying Bird

close the window - unless its really loud, then lay a trail of bread crumbs/worms (whatever the 'hip' birds eat today) all the way to another tree outside someone else's window

sing back - it might think its pulled then come over to your window - then get the bat and hit the mutha flucker

Chop down the tree :P

You have 2 choices:

1) You can stop being such a wuss and just f#ck the damn bird. That is what she wants. She is singing for a mate.

2) To discourage birds from pooping on cars, our local supermarket has installed these little speakers on the facade that give off a series of screeches by a hawk or falcon every five minutes of so. You could use this to scare the bird away, and turn it off at night.

http://www.pestproducts.com/electron...ntrol.htm#Bird

Unfortunately it costs 225 dollars.

So save yourself some money, get a 50 cent condom and just get it over with.

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Originally posted by hobbes@22 September 2003 - 23:30
You have 2 choices:

1) You can stop being such a wuss and just f#ck the damn bird. That is what she wants. She is singing for a mate.

2) To discourage birds from pooping on cars, our local supermarket has installed these little speakers on the facade that give off a series of screeches by a hawk or falcon every five minutes of so. You could use this to scare the bird away, and turn it off at night.

http://www.pestproducts.com/electron...ntrol.htm#Bird

Unfortunately it costs 225 dollars.

So save yourself some money, get a 50 cent condom and just get it over with.

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or just tell it to fick off in bird language like "quack qauck" oops i mean tweet tweet :D

You could buy one of those ultra sound machines(About £40 uk) and it will scare away everything that moves that has ultra sound hearing. Or you could put down a super glue soaked piece of bread. :P

All of the above...

Or earplugs!